You return from a 2 hour coffee break at the library to find your possessions have been confiscated and are now being burned and used as fuel at the housing co-op.
Your attempts at studying on the fourth floor are thwarted by the blinding glare from Jonty’s signet ring.
An emerging wisdom tooth sparks an existential crisis and causes you to ponder mortality. You get it gold plated.
In a shock twist of events, all of YOUR faves become problematic.
You are truly multi-faceted, Gemini, unfortunately all of your faces are frogs.
Exam season leaves you feeling a little frazzled and you attempt to hot box the entire Meadows.
Honestly who even is a Sagittarius though?
It’s just not looking good tbh.
Your cigarette break outside the library turns into the fight of your life as you’re chased by an actual gaggle of Canada geese.
Check your privilege and stop appropriating Leo behaviours.
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