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Horoscopes: 28 March 2018

AQUARIUS Your sister forgets to invite you to her daughter, your niece’s christening. You understand that it’s implied by your proximity to the girl, but it would have been nice…

Horoscopes: 14 March 2018

AQUARIUS Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed. SCORPIO Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get. Daylight deals a bad…

Horoscopes: 28 February 2018

AQUARIUS You find out that some brands of hotdogs are 92 per cent anus, which makes you feel better about yourself – being approximately less than one per cent anus.…