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The Short Rant: Lidl rush hour

Its 5pm on a Friday evening, and here I am, happily writing away with a grin on my face. Why so happy, I hear you ask? Well, it’s because I’m…

Short Rant: The nuisance of the Bristo skaters

The skaters in Bristo Square are unfortunately a nuisance. I wish I could be chill, but dodging fully grown men on flimsy planks of wood on my morning rush to…

The Short Rant: Where is the library etiquette?

I am a second floor library individual. I like to sit in the same seat every time I go. It has a nice view of George Square and I would…

The Short Rant: Train Cancellations

I’m not a patient person. I have a lot to do and I do it fuelled on a continuous caffeine buzz, with theenergy or Manny from Over the Hedge. As…

The Short Rant: Why I hate SUVs

Why is everyone (well, most people: 54.8% to be exact) buying SUVs? You can’t all be offroading at the weekend. You can’t at all, in fact. Nearly all modern SUVs…

The Short Rant: Mr. Spock is a menace

When he first arrived, I had no problem with him being here. If anything, it was a novelty. I’d go so far as to call it sweet. He would arrive…

The Short Rant: The Podcast Problem

I am the first person to admit that I don’t like podcasts. Allow me to explain myself. For some reason, we live in a world where podcasts have become a…

Short rant: Hating children is not cool

I will be the first to admit that, in the past, I have made passing comments claiming that “I hate children” and less polite iterations of the same sentiment. I…